Wednesday, September 7, 2011

A New Meaning

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
and finally...
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


  1. this is very funny. i will share this to my friends on facebook. :-)

  2. Nice one! by the way, i followed u... I wish for your visit to my blog too :)